“Iron Man, ol’ buddy, I thought I knew you. But I don’t. I don’t know you at all…”
(via blackwidowblackrose)
- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what




